There's a Ginger on the Train

Ginger. Only the most disgusting coloured pubic hair known to man. And why are they always freckly fuckers as well? Name me one good looking ginger bloke? Nope. There aren't any. And you can't just say someone ginger is good looking just because he's on the telly. It doesn't count.

I pulled this Scottish woman in London once. She had beautiful dark, almost black shining hair. She was actually funny too (which is unusual for a bird) so I took her to bed. Imagine my horror when I got her kit off and discovered she was really a ginger down below. Aaarrrggghhhhh. that's tantamount to fraud.

I think we should genetically modify the ginger gene. If it can't be eradicated completely, it should be altered so ginger hair smells like rotting cabbage. That way you'd know if gingers we're dyeing their hair before you saw their pubes. It would also enable blind people to dislike gingers, too.

Fact ... 38% of gingers are married to blind people.