People that smell

People that smell, right. There's really no need is there?

I had this bloke worked for me and he stank. I mean, STANK. Everybody who knew him knew it but no-one did anything about it.

Anyway, one day the client complained about the smell, so I had to have a word. The poor bastard (actually, he was very rich) genuinely didn't know he stank. The next day he came in smelling of flowers, I kid you not. I then got a thank you from the client. They were really grateful.

So, if you smell and don't know it, FIND OUT! And then please either do something about it or don't bloody sit next to me on the sodding train!!!