One Blackbird RIP

I killed a blackbird on the way to the station this morning. Stupid thing just sat in the middle of the road and wouldn't move ... So I drove over it, taking care to keep the front wheels either side of it.

Anyway, it decided to fly away when I was right over it, straight into the drive shaft. Feathers everywhere. Hey ho ... It probably had bird flu anyway.

Now all I can hear is this bloody tweeting going on. Must get my ears syringed.