Garlic

Garlic stinks. Fact. When you've had it for dinner the previous evening and then you board a packed commuter train, you stink. Fact. It doesn't matter how well you brushed your teeth this morning, or how mush parsley you munched on last night. I can smell it on you. All your fellow passengers can smell you. Its stench oozes from everyone of your pores. When you get to work your colleagues will smell it too. So, please, do us all a favour. Don't eat garlic on a work night. Read the bloody label on your sad ready meal for one before you stick it in the microwave. If it says "garlic" anywhere on the label (including "garlic puree" or "garlic extract") don't eat it, because you will stink tomorrow morning, and won't get much sex ... just like the guy sat next to me.